We Love This Lab
Performed by: Bryan Schmid and Nathan Goldschmidt
We’ve got students
We’ve got teachers
We heat things up and pour them in beakers
We’ve got scales
We’ve got benches
We produce some interesting stenches
And the steam pipes bang and clang like an old orange cab
Mmmm…We love this lab
We’ve got methyls
We’ve got ethers
Broken-bonded alkenes and esters
We’ve got aggies
We’ve got doctors
We pull…early tests and all nighters
And the teachers talk about that roto-vap
Mmmm…We love this lab
We love this lab
It’s our kind of place
Just walkin’ past the vent hood, puts a big smile on our face
It ain’t too bad
Just don’t get mad
Oooo…We love this lab
We like the facts
We like our hard tasks
We like the things that we collect…
Into our round bottom flasks…
But we love this lab
It’s our kind of place
Just walkin’ past the vent hood, puts a big smile on our face
It ain’t too bad
Just don’t be sad
Oooo…We love this lab
